day 40..."freelance as a traffic warden today" This is a job i never could have foreseen taking on in any capacity, yet there i was producing my very own freelance parking tickets.. look above, see how official and profesional they look, impresive im sure you'll agree.
I was all ready to leave and lash those tickets onto the windscreens of cars i percieved to be commiting offences, when out of the corner oof my eye i spied the santa hat and beard.. perfect i thought, this will serve two fold, it will act as a discuise, and its the perfect costume for the festive treats im about to hand out.
Ive come up with some guidlines for this kind of task 1. dont poo on your own doorstep (dont do anything daft on the streets immidiately around you. 2. have some knowledge of the area your hitting, you never know when youll desperately need to take a shortcut.
(notice how red and frrreeezing my hands are here) Also notice the details on the ticket, i bet the recipient has never recieved a ticket for his car being "over frosty" before.
the car about to recieve my present in the background here.
dadeesh!!
ready to ticket some poor doil..
thats right £1000,000 pound fine for car being snow laiden, rules is rules.
the beatle gets it!
at the end of a very early morning of tasking, i arrived home feeling id done my bit for the community, always a good idea to do your part,i got a nice warm tingle when i thought of all the hard work id spared our poor traffic wardens.
tickets lashed.
bosh!!!!
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