day 55... doing as society urges!!

day 55...  and today my task was to "do everything society urges you to" I was slightly aprehensive, what you will be asked to do by posters and people alike changes wholesale depending on which town or part thereof your walking in...and i dare say which shop windows catch your eye.

Would i be looking at the pavement a lot more than usual to prevent me seing some inapropriate sugestion that i would have to carry throug in the name of obedience?

Sociecty bombards us with all manner of sugestions on a daily basis, so much so in fact that at times im positive the weak minded among us (not me of course) are reeled in to buying  things  with no real knowledge of why they have done so.

Benrik wanted me to do everything i was invited to today.. the good news is  today i was in billingham, a run down and to a large degree closed down town centre, so the adverts were few and far between, but i did obey.. check it out.

So this is how the walk panned out.

Hmmm maybe i will send flowers from here.

A running theme... mixed messages i am invited to do something that in fact turns out to be impossible.

So i did ask about their cashback deals, turns out id need a sit down  apointment.

how dare they mislead people so blatantly.. bunch of doyles.

Well..this was a masterclass in how to talk yourselves out of a sale with mixed messages... "come on in" it bade me.. so in obedience i was about to enter, when i noticed they were also informing me " dont waste time".. how confusing. If they cant be bothered to be clear on the issue  i cant be fussed to view their goods.

I had no plan to smoke, in or out of the store, but had i intended to spark up mid blockbuster at least on this day this would have persuaded me not to.

So i did, i bought one and got one free, i downed one with my lunch (a sarnie), and carried  tuther round all day.. it left me with a question... if im vexed by the carying of my free bottle  is it really a good deal? hmmm

I did, top up, right there at asda.

On strict instruction, i entered the bank. And did what i needed to 4 days prior to agreed date , in this case following society's urgeings pushed me to avoid procrastination.. (something i suffer from to a horific degree) Thanks society.

I havnt done this yet, However i will.. i swear it. Ive never suckled at the teet of coco pops before, and have never been tempted to do so.. however rules is rules.

I  dont use this travel agents, and certainly wont be doing so on a sunday.. you will be pleased to hear this didnt stop me smiling as instructed. I imagined a man still drunk from the saturday nights reveling ordering an extravagent holiday well beyond his means. That made me smile good and proper.

It didnt make any difference in billingham town centre.. kind of like shuttting the gate when the horse has bolted , however the bin was used for all my rubbish disposal during my excursion to town.

I did reuse my bag.. fact.

no comment......

So i did  all i was bade by society today (billingham town centre) and while im not sure that a town centre in teesside could or should represent society at large, this is what was required.. and i did it. Im all about obedience.

BABEESH DADEESH BOSH!!