day 98... denouncing someone to the government

                                                                 The Home Secretary


day 98... and today my task was simply to "denounce someone to the government" Easy enough.. so i drew up a brief letter to the home secretary, It was inportant not to give too much detail, as i do need to denounce someone, but dont actually want government heavies to storm the denouncee's home, performing body cavity searches etc . The big decision i had to make was  who to denounce, who posed a serious threat to national security within my circle of aquantences? Well probably noone to be honest, however i definatley do know someone who is a threat to public  decency. Jigs revels in making sexual inuendo of every comment made in conversation.and generally being flambouyant and outrageous For these reasons I decided he should be denounced.

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Dear Home Secretary


I write to you on a matter of grave importance, David bourne (jigs) constitutes a severe threat to national security, ok probably not national security, but almost certainly public decency. For reasons I can’t go into right now as I am in a hurry you need to search his home urgently, before its too late.. Seriously! (body cavity search optional)



Yours anonymously

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S o any day now jiggs may or may not be recieving a visit, and some invasive procedures, only time will tell, either way i did what was required.
 
PERSON DENOUNCED TO GOVERNMENT
MISSION SUCCESFULL