day 114... today act suspicious

day 114...   TODAY ACT SUSPICIOUS

Today i was bade to spend the day engaged in suspicious or faux suspicious activity... i dont struggle with this, im reliably informed that i manage to look like im upto no good doing the most menial of tasks.is ot a crime to be private i asks you?!!

This task was intended to alarm the general public and so i headed into town, in a long jacket and a back pack and set about looking as shifty as possible.. i couldnt be there to see all that id set up occur.. however i lik to think the shoppers in cuttys were slightly concerned when every single alarmclock on display went off at exactly 2.15. after a while of being shifty in the bus station and general loitering i headed home and searched explosives intensively, hoping to raise suspicions  but not so many that armed bobbys rocked up to my abode.

I briefly considered blacking up and cracking on a beard to look all islamic, but i realised that was maybe a bridge too far, its hard to know what to do to look suspicious in this day and age, for me at least rightly or wrongly suspicious has distictly islamic overtones... so i did the above  and tried to remember to speak in a bradford asian accent for the day innit bruv!

i believe i carried out this task in the spirit it was intended, im not prepared to worry the public of boro too much.. they have enought to worry about.