Benrik states that hitler outlined his evil plans in mein kampf in 1923, and had anyone jumped on him then, and atempted to disuade him from that way of thinking a lot of damage could have been avoided.
At first i thought this would be hard, i dont really know any people i esteem as evil, so instead i looked for signs in the behaviour of friends and beasts alike,that i believe show potential for evil. Admitedly these are only small things, And based soully on their tastes, however im sure you will find my doscoveries disturbing.
Potential for evil: 6/10
Proof of evil: Puts neither garlic nor chilli sauce on kebabs and parmo's, He will not even entertain the option of pink paste (garlic and chilli mixed).
Name: Sam Norton
Potential for evil: 7/10
Proof of evil: Supports newcastle united, in direct opposition to the pope who we know from the chant supports the boro, eats 3 bowls of coco pops ina row. eats each bowl so quickly that the milk doesnt have time to turn chocolatey.
Potential for evil: 9/10
Proof of evil: Landed on earth and had no desire to stay, looks sneaky, in posesion of a red finger, contravines cycling laws by riding in front basket.
Name: Moses
Potential for evil: 10/10
Proof of evil: Is ginger, murders small animals, claws me to get attention, eats unhealthy amount of fish.
I did it .. granted i did have to include my cat and a fictional characture..and peoples minor taste based offences.. however.
Evil assessed... task done!!
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