Jan 4, 2010

day 47... assessing potential for evil

Day 47... "Today assess other people's potential for evil, and act in consequence"

Benrik states that hitler outlined his evil plans in mein kampf in 1923, and had anyone jumped on him then, and atempted to disuade him from that way of thinking a lot of damage could have been avoided.

At first i thought this would be hard, i dont really know any people i esteem as evil, so instead i looked for signs in the behaviour of friends and beasts alike,that i believe show potential for evil. Admitedly these are only small things, And based soully on their tastes, however im sure you will find my doscoveries disturbing.



Name: Johnathan Shotton
Potential for evil: 6/10
Proof of evil: Puts neither garlic nor chilli sauce on kebabs and parmo's, He will not even entertain the option of pink paste (garlic and chilli mixed).


Name: Sam Norton
Potential for evil: 7/10
Proof of evil: Supports newcastle united,  in direct opposition to the pope who we know from the chant supports the boro, eats 3 bowls of coco pops ina row. eats each bowl so quickly that the milk doesnt have time to turn chocolatey.


Name: E.T
Potential for evil: 9/10
Proof of evil: Landed on earth and had no desire to stay, looks sneaky, in posesion of a red finger, contravines cycling laws by riding in front basket.


Name: Moses
Potential for evil: 10/10
Proof of evil: Is ginger, murders small animals, claws me to get attention, eats unhealthy amount of fish.


I did it .. granted i did have to include my cat and a fictional characture..and peoples minor taste based offences.. however.

Evil assessed... task done!!

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