Day 23.... today i was comanded to "carry a hidden weapon" hmm i thought.. well i have no guns...i dont fancy carrying a hammer, i also dont really fancy being arested .. certainly not for something i could actually do time for.
So i headed down town for a mooch.. and to look for some shoes packing a small carrot chopper.. couldnt think of another way to do it short of going the wonkey route with prison weapons like a shank ( spoon with a sharpened handle), or a pool ball in a sock. Everytime i went through a doorway with a detector or passed a bobby i had a little bit of a sweat on... there was at the bottom of the page for this task a disclaimer ... that i should show to any policemen or other figures of autority should i be discovered. here it is...
"NOTE TO POLICE: This fine gentleman is carrying a dangerous weapon as part of a benrik mind experiment into psychosociology of crime.please do not arrest him benrik vouches for his peacefull nature".
Anyway i made it through the day without injury or arrest, but there were a few close calls.. mike sliding on ice outside mima and nearly hitting the deck, which would in all likelyhood have resulted in a self induced war wound, and.. I narowly avoided a similar outcome when i got in and almost did my superman dive for the bed/.... innit.
Knife carried all day.. mission completed.
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I hate to be the smart Alec who points this out (at least it shows we readers care, or maybe I missed something, but Day 22 seems to be pulling a bit of a groundhog, usurping what should be Day 23 for its own selfish gain. It must undoubtedly be jealous of the weapon carrying task and wanted to be in on the action.
ReplyDeleteright you are dave.. thanks for the heads up.. catastrophy averted.
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