day 76... And today i was to "jam the line" of the headquaters of the Ku Klux Klan in Harrison Arkansas by constantly ringing, and then hanging up... the thinking i guess being that if i was jamming the line people who have regular business with the KKK couldnt get through.... or maybe it was just to be an annoyance.
I did feel a little rude tho, i dont make a habbit of ringing and hanging up, and i had visions of a lonely, bored man sat in an empty office, looking for things to do... i pictured him making lists of jobs he would like to have, places he would rather be, his favourite asian actors etc...(obviously the latter would have to be disposed of before he leaves the office) The thought of him dashing eagerly to the phone, only to find noone on the line was almost heartbreaking.
I may not support his views, but i dont want to abuse him for them. Anyway i did as was required, i believe their line was suitably jammed for a moment.. so mission complete.
The number should any of you require it is (001) 870-427-3414. It might be nice to have a chat with the gent running the place, maybe you could even persuade him to take up a different hobby, as he enjoys dressing up, and shouting why not suggest amateur dramamtics.
line jammed.. mission complete
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