Today i was invited to lie like never before, to everyone.. about everything. Now generally i consider myself a pretty honest person, if anything sometimes i could do with telling a few more white lies, so this days task didnt fill me with enthusiasm, I reckon it would be fairly easy to lie all day if you were surrounded by strangers who know no better, and with whom there could be no consequences.(them thinking you a liar from then on)
However if i was to lie all day.. this would include to friends and fammily, this made me uncomfortable, but the book inisted so the porkies sprang from my mouth like a dodgy balti heading for the porcelain. I realised a very easy way to dish the fibbs however would be to text, email.. and drop lies in on computer based chats, in that way i would have less explaining to do after today, because as we know, people rarely remember things said in computer based chats right? maybe thats just me?
The way i made myself feel better was this, if i tell really obvious massive lies, and lies of a massive scale that have a limited shelf life.. somehow it doesnt feel as bad... for example if early in the morning i told someone a premenent member of the royal family had died last night (which i did)... thats a massive lie, however its so big that even if they believe it momenterily, they could very swiftly discover there is no truth in it.
" yeah im in training for the london marathon"
"sorry puss, i have no food for you" ( to moses, he wont mind you knowing)
" did you know charles manson was maralyn mansons dad?
" j edgar hoover's son invented the vacum cleaner"
"yeah i reckon we will beat newcastle this weekend"
"snapple has links to the kkk" (apparently this is an urban myth in north america , im over the moon to re-tell it over here!
So there we are, a mere sample of the stinkers i told today, i hope you enjoyed them.
I told lies all day long.. and while i didnt feel great about it, it defonatley made life more interesting.
lying all day- done
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